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2326Y00F07garmann23Y00J1Y00C6NWho are Oasis?
1420Y00F06avantg14Y00C5Nby Wigboy
0819Y00F05topaz08Y00C4N
0806Y00J0NOf course you know who they are but how would you describe them to someone
0801Nwho hadn't heard of them before. Or what if you hadn't heard their music
0801Nbefore, what would you think of it?
0801NBeatles. That's what. Bloody guitars and nice karaoke tunes. Yes that's right
0801Nkaraoke. That Knebworth was a giant singalong, nothing more. You didn't feel
0801Nthe music or understand it. Shit this sounds like a CU Music review
0801N(possibly).
0801N
0811Y00J1Y00C6N
1415Y00F06avantg14NLots of things about Oasis:
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0806Y00C4N1: Everyone buys the album because it is Oasis and they're supposed to be
0801N really good
0801N2: All the songs are shite on the Album, Guarateed. (I haven't listened to
0801N it)
0801N3: At least 5 people you know will have bought it within 1 week of it's
0801N release. (7 with me)
0801N4: The music hasn't changed over the last 3 albums.
0801N5: Every single/album cover is a cheap photo. Except Liam's crashed his car
0801N for the front of ???????? (Their new album, can't remeber the name)
0801N6: The Spice Girls are at least 50 times more succesful than Oasis, who are
0801N bigger than God.
0801N7: Oasis are not necessarily a bad band. But they are not as great as they
0801N are thought to be.
0801N8: Oasis, doesn't that mean a thing that you are just imagining?
0801N9: They would be really good politians as look at their power to persuade!
0801N10: Can you name the other members of the band? Thought so.
0801N11: They have built a reputation for being greater than anything on some
0801N rehashed Beatles tunes.
0801N12: They are trying to revive (Please no) Britpop.
0801N13: Liam and Noel are actually really nice lads who still go shopping with
0801N their mum. Well according to their dad who hasn't had a penny they are.
0801N14: They are boring. No really they are. W.T.S.M.G sent me to sleep.
0801N15: Their first album was pathetic Guitar-Pop attempts.
0801N16: Liam sings like he's got a cold all the time and a chimpanzee is eating
0801N his balls. (Well he looks like one)
0801N17: Noel. What a shite name. Born at Christmas was he?
0801N18: Liam wants to change his name to Lee so he can spell it.
0801N19: Their next album will not happen because everyone who has bought this one
0801N has made them so fucking rich.
0806Y00C5N
0801NOk my hands are up I hate Oasis. Why? I don't know. I don't want to buy the
0801Nalbum in case I like the phreakin thing. I'm really sorry now but instead of
0801Nadding more shit things about Shitasis I'm giving this to Jude. In fact this
0801Nis the official Part One of Shitasis. I'll write Part Two soon, Maybe. Or
0801Nthen I won't.
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